Chelsea M

1. Sexiest girl ever
2. Funniest times together
3. Favorite relative/best friend

Chelsea M, do you like my shnoggles?

by Blueknightess March 17, 2005

Chelsea M

an asshole that goes to pvms and stabs their friends in the night

gosh your such a chelsea m i hate you!

by dana holmes February 17, 2005

Chelsea Murphy

A very cool chick who is definitely girlfriend material

Man: oh wow look at that girl! She is so Chelsea Murphy

by Ps4nerd@aus March 4, 2019

chelsea merrells

Chelsea Merrells is someone who has crazy hair and awesome braces. Chelsea is really hot and can pull everyone. She likes cheese and wont fucking shut up when its the subject (oh and she also wants to go to Africa). She's a pretty cool friend and always makes people laugh. She has a really weird sister but i think her sister gets it from her- Her only somewhat normal sibling is her brother; but only time will tell, maybe he'll catch the disease. anyway, Chelsea if you're reading this have a good day :)

whos that?
oh thats just chelsea merrells, i'd go on my knees for her anyday

by yassy in your mums bed April 27, 2022

Chelsea Manning Ethics

A description of an especially self-sacrificing and unparalleled level of ethics, due to her patriotic and courageous release of classified and unclassified documents to Wikileaks relating to the true actions of the United States in the Middle East.

I hope one day to embody Chelsea Manning Ethics and show that I am a whistleblower of some importance.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2023

Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.

'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '

by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013

Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.

Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!

by Zenci May 1, 2022