Chef Boyarmee

What to call yourself when you cook something good.

Chef Boyarmee made that grilled cheese sandwich.

Chef Boyarmee by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017

Chef Boyardee 

An 100 percent Italian person who is related to the godfather and enjoys eating spaghetti and meatballs while drinking bacardi 151.

Chef Boyardee groped diane during his italian cuisine of Spaghetti and meatballs.

Chef Boyardee by Puss Kuss March 16, 2004

Chef Boyardee guarantee 

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

Chef Boyardee guarantee by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017

Chef Boyardee 

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

Chef Boyardee by Red C November 27, 2015

chef boyardee 

the most un-italian food anyone can buy

tastes like crap

chef boyardee by bunny boy March 5, 2004

Chef Boyardee 

When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.

Last night I opened a can of Chef Boyardee on her ass.

Chef Boyardee by Furry Frank May 9, 2018

Chef Boyardeeznuts 

That ain't no meatball!

"Hey, those aren't meatballs! Those are Chef Boyardeeznuts!"

Chef Boyardeeznuts by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 28, 2023