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Cheezeballs

The most sexiest person on the planet. Myths have said that this sexy beast was a friend of Courtney Love. But of course, Courtney Love was the sexiest of the sexiest next to Kurt Cobain. Well then, do you understand my explanation? Anytime you hear the word 'Cheeze', or 'Cheezeshit', you KNOW it's that sexy guy in Doral, Florida. VERY good looking, ghetto, and everyone's homeboy.
Have I said that he's sexy?

HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Girl: OMG CHEEZE CAN I MARRY YOU!?!?!
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
by courtneyinchains May 2, 2008
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We were up all night doing cheeze balls, thats cocaine and cheeze.
by Reservation 156 March 2, 2008
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Cheeseballin

When you are baked out of your mind and you cant hold yourself from smiling and giggling.
Yo cameron is cheeseballin his ass off. He just cant stop smiling!
by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009
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Cheeseball

Used one time after a person says something silly, goofy or corny, or behaves in a similar way.
Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.
Melvinis acting like a total cheeseball
by Soob March 19, 2004
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Cheeseball

Someone, usually a male around his teenage years who pretends to be funny. He uses mostly slapstick humor (usually involving the removal of his own clothing or the putting on of woman's clothing), corny old jokes or in general just acts like a three year old.

As a former cheeseball myself I can attest that most cheeseballs use this humor to try to get cheap laughs out of people in hope that they will like them more. 99% of the time the cheeseball just looks like a jackass however that 1% the cheeseball miraculously goes about making friends.
"Look at me Lila I'm a Viking!" as this particular cheeseball blocks the path of his girlfriend in an aisle while wearing Viking horns.

"I can speak bird - 'meow, meow'" - said as someone points at a pidgeon in a park.

Guy A: Wow you like men
Guy B: No you like men
Guy A: No she likes men (pointing at a girl)
Guy B: Haha girls like men! (Both in this case were cheeseballs)
by zachKorner February 24, 2008
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Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.
Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"
by Urban alien March 9, 2021
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Cheeseball

Coming from the word "cheesy", "lame", usually refers to guy who tries to act hot but fails greatly at it. Just think of a greasy cheeseball.
He acted like such a cheeseball
by IP November 15, 2004
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