2 definitions by courtneyinchains
The most sexiest person on the planet. Myths have said that this sexy beast was a friend of Courtney Love. But of course, Courtney Love was the sexiest of the sexiest next to Kurt Cobain. Well then, do you understand my explanation? Anytime you hear the word 'Cheeze', or 'Cheezeshit', you KNOW it's that sexy guy in Doral, Florida. VERY good looking, ghetto, and everyone's homeboy.
Have I said that he's sexy?
HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Have I said that he's sexy?
HIS STOMACH HAIRS WILL MAKE YOU MELT GIRLS.
Girl: OMG CHEEZE CAN I MARRY YOU!?!?!
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
Cheezeballs: Nope, I've exceeded my girlfriend limit already.
Girl: ...which is..?
Cheezeballs: 500.
Girl: *passes out*
by courtneyinchains May 3, 2008
slow, often spaced out. loud yet dumb, will always think they are right. always random and playing around. energetic and hyper-active, yet melancholy inside. turtleretard
by courtneyinchains May 1, 2008