Cheesy Hog 

A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.

Girl One: Ahhh!!!

Girl Two: What?

Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!

Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!

Girl One: Same thing.

Cheesy Hog by Purely Apivorus March 11, 2009

Cheeky Hog

The Noun for the Woman perched precariously between 2 men in a spit roast. Usually up for anything. The cheeky hog may have also came into contact with many STD's so the minge is usually quite potent. It is unadvisable to tell the cheeky hog that she is a cheeky hog

Me Ben and Chris found this cheeky hog, but she only liked me and Chris, so we roasted her and Ben Watched

Cheeky Hog by Wad of Dick October 28, 2009

cheese hog 

A fat person, especially one who gets fat from eating a lot of cheese. Generally this person's body features a great deal of cottage cheese.

Cheese hog bitches are like mopeds...fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one!

cheese hog by Nick D March 15, 2003

cheesehog 

Glutonous beast of a woman who might of been thin, but has turned into a mountain of giggling flesh and folds.
Translated from the french "Porc Fromage"

I can't believe that cheesehog had the nerve to call me fat!!

cheesehog by pfunk January 27, 2005