Cheesy Forskin
When your forskin has a little bit too much cheese for your liking. You may consume this cheese if you so please.
Cheesy Forskin by AntonoTheAnto February 14, 2019
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foreskin cheese
foreskin cheese is when you get back from a long day at the office and you whip out the loo rolls, lotion and laptop and decide to put on the hub. At that moment when you peel your foreskin back you get a bad stench. You look down and see a yellowy-orange substance know as foreskin cheese. Most people throw it away in disgust but I, the alpha male store it in a jar and/or feed it to the homies
"damn, that's some good looking foreskin cheese!" "Don't let your dodgy uncle see it or he will preform oral circumcision on you.
foreskin cheese by Jerry McDonald December 3, 2021
Foreskin Cheese
Foreskin Cheese by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
Nigga Foreskin Cheese
-(Noun) The thick, condensed, cheese-like residue that forms within the layers of skin between the penis and its foreskin
- Must have had at least 1 week to sit and gelatinize
- High quality Nigga Foreskin Cheese has developed mold, a yellow tint, and a distinct smell resembling the rotting carcass of a mouse or rat
- Must have had at least 1 week to sit and gelatinize
- High quality Nigga Foreskin Cheese has developed mold, a yellow tint, and a distinct smell resembling the rotting carcass of a mouse or rat
NIGGA 1: Ay nigga I heard that u sucked Tyrones dick the o'er day
NIGGA 2: Ye nigga, I pulled back his foreskin and ate his nigga foreskin cheese. That shit high quality.
NIGGA 1: Damn nigga I bet he only let it sit for a week.
NIGGA 2: Tha fuck u mean a week nigga, he been letting that shit sit for like two months nigga.
NIGGA 1: Fuck that man, I needa get me summa dat nigga foreskin cheese right now nigga.
NIGGA 2: Ye nigga, I pulled back his foreskin and ate his nigga foreskin cheese. That shit high quality.
NIGGA 1: Damn nigga I bet he only let it sit for a week.
NIGGA 2: Tha fuck u mean a week nigga, he been letting that shit sit for like two months nigga.
NIGGA 1: Fuck that man, I needa get me summa dat nigga foreskin cheese right now nigga.
Nigga Foreskin Cheese by Jamilkwon Johnson March 29, 2020
Foreskin Cheese
Foreskin Cheese by sliterthatdicker August 25, 2019
foreskin cheese
when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance
you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
foreskin cheese by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025
Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.
Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!
Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin! by kam75xx June 11, 2021
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