Cheeseasaurus

Someone that eats a lot of cheese. Mostly vegetarians that donthe really like vegetables.

When you make dinner tonight make sure you prepare Mac and cheese for Lisa. She is doesn't eat meat or too many veggies. She is basically a cheeseasaurus

by MarianneM November 28, 2016

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Cheeseosaurus Rex

The title given to the last pizza served at "all you can eat" pizza. It has a ginormous amount of cheese on it, but very little sauce.

The purpose of the Cheeseosaurus Rex is to get people to stop eating pizza. The thought behind this is that cheese fills people up so they will not be able to order any more pizza.

Scott: let's have another pizza; our eigth one.
Rob: SHIT MAN! here comes the cheeseosaurus rex!
Kenny: wtf?
Rob: that's when they put a crapload of cheese on the pie to make you stop eating.

by g-diggity June 15, 2006

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Ritz-cheezasaurus

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.

by Three Thenths September 26, 2022

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