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Cheese Whack 

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.
Cheese Whack by Lord Football April 4, 2005
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cheese wacker 

A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.
Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.

Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?

Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.

Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.

Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.
cheese wacker by skuxa February 24, 2015

Wack and Cheese 

Something that is both wack and cheesy, it was made up because of how it sounds alot like "mac-n-cheese" by kraft dinner
Gucci Mane ain't even all that, tbh he's wack and cheese
Wack and Cheese by cobimana May 7, 2010

Cheesewhack 

The extreme obliteration of an opponent in a video game, usually involving tactics that require a lesser skill level than the opponent.
That guys with no skill cheesewhacked me so hard. I deserve a better ELO than him!
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