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Cheese Minge 

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
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ultimate minge cheese 

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

cheesemonger 

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas
The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger
cheesemonger by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

cheesemonger 

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses
The cheesemonger showed us his wares
cheesemonger by bob November 23, 2002

Cheesemonger 

I got some mozzarella from my cheesemonger

Cheesemonger 

A word that is used to describe a person who gets completely stoned or 'mongoled' from smoking too much of the canabis strain called 'cheese'.
This guy is a proper cheesemonger.
Cheesemonger by Mongoose1209 October 16, 2018

cheesemonger 

A person owning land in Wisconsin and is unwilling to sell.
That cheesemonger won't settle on a selling price for that Frank Llyod Wright house.
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