Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023

ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.

"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

cheesemonger

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger

by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

cheesemonger

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

by bob November 23, 2002

Cheesemonger

One who sells cheese

I got some mozzarella from my cheesemonger

by usinthelittlehouse April 15, 2006

Cheesemonger

A word that is used to describe a person who gets completely stoned or 'mongoled' from smoking too much of the canabis strain called 'cheese'.

This guy is a proper cheesemonger.

by Mongoose1209 October 16, 2018

cheesemonger

A person owning land in Wisconsin and is unwilling to sell.

That cheesemonger won't settle on a selling price for that Frank Llyod Wright house.

by WannaMonger ChessyBe March 16, 2004