Cheese Boner

a penis that is not fully erect

Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.

by black manhandshakeonmypri July 1, 2011

Cheese boner

A penis with a yeast infection

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.

by StellaPhez November 24, 2013

boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

boner cheese pie

A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese

Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!

by yeahdagdfda December 2, 2010

cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩

Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021

Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner

Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021