Cheese Boner

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a penis that is not fully erect

Jim: Yo bro, how was your date last night?
Eddy: Man, the chick was whack, I had a cheese boner all night, son.

Cheese Boner by black manhandshakeonmypri July 1, 2011

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Cheese boner

A penis with a yeast infection

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.

Cheese boner by StellaPhez November 24, 2013

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boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

boner cheese by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008

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boner cheese pie

A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese

Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!

boner cheese pie by yeahdagdfda December 2, 2010

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cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩

Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!

cheeze boner by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021

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Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

Cheesy Boner by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

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cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner

Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!

cheeze boner by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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