Cheermedic 

EMS personnel who do not positively contribute to an emergency but cheer and take credit for the positive outcome of the emergency.

Background info:

Just as cheerleaders at a football game who don't run yards, catch a ball, or score touchdowns. Cheermedics are the same when it comes to a team-based effort in an emergency. They didn't help at all but cheer and take credit for being part of the team at the end of the call.

F**king cheermedics.

Yo, rookie, don't ever be a cheermedic.

Cheermedic by Paramedic AF_956 November 29, 2023

cheesedick 

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

cheesedick by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Cheesedicking 

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

Cheesedicking by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010

cheesedicks 

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.

Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.

cheesedicks by John Dohhh February 25, 2008

cheesedick loser 

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful

Get out of my room you gross goddamned cheesedick loser!

cheesedick loser by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010

cheesedick squid 

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

cheesedick squid by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

Cheesedick 

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!

Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!

Cheesedick by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004