Checkboard

the homophobic person who is offended by all the jokes about heterosexuality.but that's what we call toxic homophobes.

* a joke about heterosexuality *

Checkboard: this is not a funny bozo 😸

by Gingercookie001 August 31, 2021

Nails on a chalkboard

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.

*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

by ComputerLover May 4, 2020

checkerboard

Southwest Airlines equivalent of SSSS (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . Upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.

Due to me flying one-way, I was given the checkerboard treatment by Southwest. Now I have to go through extensive security before the flight.

by Piranha January 26, 2006

checkerboard chick

Either a black girl who is with a white boy or visa versa, a white girl with a black boy.

"My boyfriend is as black as night and I'm ivory. I am a checkerboard chick."

by Megan Hatley June 27, 2008

North of the checkerboard

An area to the north of Wiarton, Ontario, on the Bruce Peninsula, renowned for rednecks and peculiar behaviour.

Yeah, he's from north of the checkerboard.

by Feo2 July 10, 2010

chessboard

A friendship between a white person and a black person which is so awesome that experts can't explain it.
Notable examples include J.D. and Turk from Scrubs, Shawn and Gus from Psych, Riggs and Murtagh from the Lethal Weapon series.

Daniel: Henry my black friend you are so awesome
Henry: And you too, my white friend Daniel
Daniel: We are so awesome. Like a chessboard!

by InspectorNoir November 5, 2012

Cockboarding

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015