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check mate 

When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man
Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.
check mate by lightningweasel December 3, 2011

Check Mate 

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.
"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."
Check Mate by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

check mate situation 

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.
Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.
check mate situation by tamUHra November 1, 2011

Check mate full song for sale

I murder my love
Hate what I've done
What've become

Is not who I was

Find me a gun
To shoot up the sun
And turn it to dawn
To travel when I was born
Before it begun
The drink of whiskey
The sip of the rum.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Your cold as the summer
Hot as the stay
Frozen like tundra
The kiss in rain
Reign it away
With the thorns on my head
Crown me again

Take the board of the game
Life is to plain
Picnics and pain

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Marry my sweetheart

Get married again
Christmas in seasons
Gifts everyday
Yet television got old
The older I played
So now when it snows
I drink myself through
The aches.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.
Check mate full song for sale

mate check

When you are with your favourite mates of all time. CAN NOT BE USED WITH UNGENUINE MATES. Use it when you pick up the phone to your mate, all your favourite mates are in the same place, when your mate does/says something to do with an inside joke.
*your favourite mate of all time is ringing you and you pick up the phone*
"ayo, mate checkkkkk"
mate check by yamumsskin March 7, 2020

chick-mate 

1. Brit/Aus colloq. A female friend, a gal pal, etc, usually fairly attractive, that is part of your otherwise male 'crew' or mates, but generates no sexual interest or feelings from either you or your other male friends of that group as they seem to be just accepted as one of the guys.

2. A girl you are friends with but, due to not being able to take the relationship further, reaffirm to yourself as only a friend and/or even outwardly advise as such to people who inquire as your relationship.
John: "Wow, that chick standing over there having a laugh with your mates is pretty hot. I guess you'd like to do her, eh?"
Jack: "Nah, she's a chick-mate. It'd be, y'know, like, doing one of the guys... yech!"
chick-mate by G.W.D. March 10, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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