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checkmated 

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.
Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."
checkmated by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014

checkmated 

When there are five urinals and number 1 and 4 are occupied, you certainly find yourself in a confused situation.
Sally : What took you so long in the toilet?
Tom : I had to wait for a while, I was checkmated!
checkmated by pseudolover November 23, 2014

Checkmate 

What you say when you bring in an argument so powerful that your debate opponent is unable to respond to it.
Bananas prove god exists. CHECKMATE atheists.
Checkmate by Friendless Fellow August 2, 2019

Ice skater checkmate

The Ice skater checkmate is a checkmate where the rook or the queen checkmates the king that is blocked by all three of his pawns after the king has castled.
OH MY GOD CHAT I DID THE "ICE SKATER CHECKMATE" BING BANG BOOM

Checkmate, Lincolnites!

A phrase uttered by Neo-Confederates or Lost Causers after DESTROYING the pernicious lies of Yankees, Scalawags, and Carpetbaggers using FACTS and LOGIC.
Johnny Reb: "Why did the North invade the South in 1861? Was it because they hated slavery?"

Billy Yank: "No, it was to save the Union, but sl-"

Johnny Reb: "CHECKMATE, LINCOLNITES!1!!!1!"

checkmate 

1.Time in chess inwhich the King is being threatened, and cannot move anywhere else without being threatened again. This is the end of a chess game.

2. To win completely.
1. Your king can't go anywhere; checkmate.

2. Wow, now he's dead... checkmate!
checkmate by The Phone Booth April 24, 2004