cheatham

state of extreme belligerent drunkenness resulting in the destruction of property...probably yours

Let's get all cheathamed and break shit.

Dude, Cheatham's fucking cheathamed...lock up the goats.

Go cheatham or go home.

by Shitty Goat March 23, 2004

Cheatham

Ms. Positive and more extra than Ms. Starace.

Famous Quotes: " I thought you were better than this sophia"

Ms. Cheatham: *writes on board*
Students: see body shaking like a tornado.

by Sexist Alexis The Nazi November 12, 2018

Cheatham

An especially sensitive butthole

"Chris has such a cheatham, that he cries everytime he poops"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

cheatham county

A place where heroin is easier found than your dad.

I'm running low let's go to cheatham county.

by Bedroom door July 2, 2017

cheatham-county claw

noun

1. A bad haircut where women tease their bangs into a puffy claw-like mass.

a. the bangs are insanely huge and usually smell like Aqua Net and Marlboro Lights, although this is trending towards Newports

b. can be spotted at most pool halls, flea markets, mechanic shops, laundromats, etc.

c. wal-mart

Javier: Dude, whatever happened with you and that chick that worked at the gas station? The one with the mud-tooth.

Paco: She gave me a lot of free cigarettes hombre, but she was rocking the Cheatham-County claw so i had to diss her.

by sean anonymous December 9, 2008

Cheatham and Steele

Humorously, an imaginary law firm or other so-called professional service that's not on the up-and-up and does what their title suggests.

WTF? Why do I keep on getting this popup from Cheatham and Steele? I think there's some shifty law firm that's trying to put malware on my computer!

by pentozali June 27, 2009

Dewey Cheatham & Howe

A legendary law firm.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.

by octopod January 24, 2004