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Cheatanese

When your boy friend or girlfriend cheats on you and introduces there new boyfriend or girlfriend to you or apologizes for cheating

You say you I'm sorry but I don't speak cheatanese I don't want to talk :)
Cheater: Babe I'm sorry I've been cheating I slept with(insert who they cheated with)

Girlfriend or boyfriend: Whatever, I don't speak cheatanese don't try to talk to me.
Cheatanese by Lady justice June 18, 2023
Words you can keep

Chevanese 

Extremely gorgeous.A kind friend who is good at keeping secrets. Fiesty attitude but means well. A Chevanese is always funny, she brings the joy to the group
I wish I could be as kind as Chevanese
Chevanese by Renaiiya December 30, 2020

Chavanese 

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.
Chavanese by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

Chapanese 

A person of Chinese and Japanese heritage.
His mother is Japanese and his father's Chinese, so that makes him Chapanese.
Chapanese by Ren Ichichou February 3, 2004

Chapanese 

A British subculture of people who purposefully lick their lips with the intent to chap them. The Chapanese typically wear only tracksuit bottoms (no underwear or other items of clothing). Their main mode of transport is Lambretta scooters which are too small causing them to arch their backs as they ride.

When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.

Often shortened to "Chap"
Guy 1:
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."
Chapanese by Gold5 January 8, 2014

Chapanese 

A Chinese person who thinks they are Japanese.
that guys so chapanese he's considering having his blood changed over..
Chapanese by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Chearanee 

Haha! That was a kick in the pants! What a Chearanee!
Chearanee by Blender. October 4, 2008
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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