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Cheatanese

When your boy friend or girlfriend cheats on you and introduces there new boyfriend or girlfriend to you or apologizes for cheating

You say you I'm sorry but I don't speak cheatanese I don't want to talk :)
Cheater: Babe I'm sorry I've been cheating I slept with(insert who they cheated with)

Girlfriend or boyfriend: Whatever, I don't speak cheatanese don't try to talk to me.
Cheatanese by Lady justice June 18, 2023
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Chevanese 

Extremely gorgeous.A kind friend who is good at keeping secrets. Fiesty attitude but means well. A Chevanese is always funny, she brings the joy to the group
I wish I could be as kind as Chevanese
Chevanese by Renaiiya December 30, 2020

Chavanese 

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.
Chavanese by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

Chapanese 

A person of Chinese and Japanese heritage.
His mother is Japanese and his father's Chinese, so that makes him Chapanese.
Chapanese by Ren Ichichou February 3, 2004

Chapanese 

A British subculture of people who purposefully lick their lips with the intent to chap them. The Chapanese typically wear only tracksuit bottoms (no underwear or other items of clothing). Their main mode of transport is Lambretta scooters which are too small causing them to arch their backs as they ride.

When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.

Often shortened to "Chap"
Guy 1:
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."
Chapanese by Gold5 January 8, 2014

Chapanese 

A Chinese person who thinks they are Japanese.
that guys so chapanese he's considering having his blood changed over..
Chapanese by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Chearanee 

Haha! That was a kick in the pants! What a Chearanee!
Chearanee by Blender. October 4, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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