When your boy friend or girlfriend cheats on you and introduces there new boyfriend or girlfriend to you or apologizes for cheating

You say you I'm sorry but I don't speak cheatanese I don't want to talk :)
Cheater: Babe I'm sorry I've been cheating I slept with(insert who they cheated with)

Girlfriend or boyfriend: Whatever, I don't speak cheatanese don't try to talk to me.
by Lady justice June 19, 2023
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