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sour cream chavez
Cassie cannot decide if she prefers to receive a Sour Cream Chavez I've had a long work out, or after a lengthy "stick it wherever it fits" sex marathon. She simply loves the sweet lingering fragrance of my taint juice.
sour cream chavez by Dr. Wehttam A. Ahcat January 15, 2016
Beto Chavez
1. A character in Chapter 1 of the first of the "Dime!" series of Spanish high school textbooks who acts rather shadily toward a girl in the library.
2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."
3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.
2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."
3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.
"I wish that really pushy guy would leave those poor girls alone and stop being such a Beto Chavez."
Beto Chavez by Bejesus May 7, 2003
ChavezzSlovakia
ChavezzSlovakia by RainbowTheKitsune June 14, 2018
Stinky Chavez
Close cousin to the highly acclaimed and practiced Dirty Sanchez, this maneuver, usually made during doggy style sex, involves putting your finger in your own ass before wiping it across your partner's upper lip, creating an authentic looking mexican moustache. Presumably you would use this technique when your partner's ass is too well cleaned, or it's already full of your cock. Bonus points for getting a whole fast food order out before your partner gets their lip cleaned off.
Did you hear about the Stinky Chavez that Rex gave to Alex? Apparently it was so convincing that Chris tried to hire him to do some landscaping!!!
Stinky Chavez by Forsaken294349 November 14, 2006
Chavezed
When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.
“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*
“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*
“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”
...
*video feed cuts*
“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*
“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”
Chavezed by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 21, 2021
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