Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 21, 2021

chavezed

The act of being overtly drunk and getting caught surrounded by hookers while being video taped and then telling your wife you got set up after you have to confess that you've been robbed and they stole your phone.

"Man, I'm glad I left that party early, I could've gotten chavezed by those hoodrats that were all up in my business and then how was I gonna explain it to my wife?!"

by defsonthereg May 15, 2017