Chavezed 

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

Chavezed by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 21, 2021

chavezed 

The act of being overtly drunk and getting caught surrounded by hookers while being video taped and then telling your wife you got set up after you have to confess that you've been robbed and they stole your phone.

"Man, I'm glad I left that party early, I could've gotten chavezed by those hoodrats that were all up in my business and then how was I gonna explain it to my wife?!"

chavezed by defsonthereg May 15, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016