The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a
chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you
will catch multiple STI's.
"
Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"
"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the
local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"