chavalance

Like a Avalanche, but of Chavs!

My god, look at all those chavs, its a bloody chavalanche!!

by SciFi25 January 31, 2005

chavmance

Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.

Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.

by vski April 21, 2013

chavalanche

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

chavalanche

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

by Mombola September 16, 2005

chavalanche

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

by Dani_star September 4, 2005

Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014

cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

by Harrey November 18, 2014