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Chatmance

When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.

On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.
I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!
by Julie Cohn February 15, 2009
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Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.
I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street
by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018
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chavmance

Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.
Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.
by vski April 21, 2013
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charmandering

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"
I was charmandering your sister last night.
by Having a giggle July 21, 2014
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chatmack

A girl you're chatting wiff and macking on.

Could be used for casual FWBs or your main squeeze.
Hey brown, who's that girl?
Duu, step down.. dat's my chatmack k?!
by revhappy May 13, 2014
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Charmander

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.
Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!
by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011
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charmane

Charmanee

The girl who is more beautiful than any other and more crazy than any other.

The girl who has so much style she makes other girls jealous.

The girl who combines the best bits of every man's fantasy girl into one. She is perfect in everywhere no matter what the guys definition of perfection is.

Charmane is a Roman word meaning charming .
Loving a charmane will make the luckiest person in the world. Meeting a charmane I'd very uncommon if you do don't let her go .

Charmane spelt like charmane is unique CHERISH HER!

Charmane is not perfect .she is stubborn little bit crazy and sometimes a mess but don't let that decide for you .

Charmane have body that is not perfect but is not bad large booty or large boobs one or the other never both!
I will marry charmane
by Fricken nose February 9, 2019
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