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Charmandering 

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.
I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street
Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.
Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.
chavmance by vski April 21, 2013

charmandering 

Shoving a lit firecracker up her ass and screaming "FLASH CANNOT BE TAUGHT TO CHARMANDER!"
I was charmandering your sister last night.

chatmack 

A girl you're chatting wiff and macking on.

Could be used for casual FWBs or your main squeeze.
Hey brown, who's that girl?
Duu, step down.. dat's my chatmack k?!
chatmack by revhappy May 13, 2014

Charmander 

The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.
Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!
Charmander by Charmander1065 February 18, 2011
Charmanee

The girl who is more beautiful than any other and more crazy than any other.

The girl who has so much style she makes other girls jealous.

The girl who combines the best bits of every man's fantasy girl into one. She is perfect in everywhere no matter what the guys definition of perfection is.

Charmane is a Roman word meaning charming .
Loving a charmane will make the luckiest person in the world. Meeting a charmane I'd very uncommon if you do don't let her go .

Charmane spelt like charmane is unique CHERISH HER!

Charmane is not perfect .she is stubborn little bit crazy and sometimes a mess but don't let that decide for you .

Charmane have body that is not perfect but is not bad large booty or large boobs one or the other never both!
I will marry charmane
charmane by Fricken nose February 9, 2019