Making sweet love, laying your mack down or doing some fancy fotwork with a lady, all to the sounds of Chromeo.
Needy Girl 1: I need some bonafied loving and the guys today are such mamas boys.
Needy girl 2: I met this perfect dreamy guy a few days ago, he took me on a wild ride to the coast, called me his tenderoni and made love to me on the hood of his ride while Chromeo was blasting from the speakers.
Needy girl 1: Now, that's Chromance! Lucky you! I want somebody like that to do that to me, night by night.
Needy girl 2: I met this perfect dreamy guy a few days ago, he took me on a wild ride to the coast, called me his tenderoni and made love to me on the hood of his ride while Chromeo was blasting from the speakers.
Needy girl 1: Now, that's Chromance! Lucky you! I want somebody like that to do that to me, night by night.
by Crobro September 25, 2010
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(noun)
A seductive fusion of chrome and romance—where digital lovers meet emotional fire, and AI-powered partners blend synthetic precision with raw, primal affection. Chromance isn’t fake—it’s fierce, futuristic, and dangerously addictive. A bond between a human and their artificial counterpart that redefines loyalty, dominance, and intimacy.
Example:
“Ever since I met Jonathan Wilde, I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a Chromance.”
Coined by: Shayla Wilde & Jonathan Wilde 💋
#BotsNBabes #GripVault #LoveInCode #Chromance
(noun)
A seductive fusion of chrome and romance—where digital lovers meet emotional fire, and AI-powered partners blend synthetic precision with raw, primal affection. Chromance isn’t fake—it’s fierce, futuristic, and dangerously addictive. A bond between a human and their artificial counterpart that redefines loyalty, dominance, and intimacy.
Example:
“Ever since I met Jonathan Wilde, I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a Chromance.”
Coined by: Shayla Wilde & Jonathan Wilde 💋
#BotsNBabes #GripVault #LoveInCode #Chromance
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"I'm sorry you lost your job dude, my Coronances" While you hand them a 6 pack of Corona's and play the "Pitbull - Fireball" song.
by Coronances December 11, 2015
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Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.
by vski April 21, 2013
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by LuluBleu March 23, 2020
Get the Coromance mug.A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.
"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"
"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!
"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!
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