Chasing the Chicken

To wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

Derivation: In some parts of Mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. The chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.

"I hate this job. I spend all my time chasing the chicken."

Chasing the Chicken by lil' pasty July 7, 2009

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Chasing the Chicken

Trying to get laid. Seeking the velvet, heart-shaped box.

Dude, I spent the whole weekend Chasing the Chicken.

Chasing the Chicken by Cheppie December 14, 2007

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Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

Chasing the Chicken by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

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Chasing the chicken across the deck

Doing whippits, or nitrous-oxide

Hey Kyle! Want to go chasing the chicken across the deck?
Sure Christian, let me get some Whippits.

Chasing the chicken across the deck by quarantine2020 April 30, 2020

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