A kind generous loving nurturer a spiritual being a woman of great strength and resilience fruitful in all things a walking magnet to success and prosperity
by Champ122 April 21, 2019
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Watercooler discussion at work:
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
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A cute nice girl that anyone could love. She talks a lot and gets angry easily she makes friends so easily and will talk to any one if u ever get a charlena keep her in your heart forever. She is also shy. She loves her family no matter what and has a rough and bumpy road sometimes but she remains happy and never gives up without a fight.
by Cc jones August 7, 2017
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by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005
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by Tinkerbell1206 January 18, 2019
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by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023
Get the Well That’s Carbondale mug.Chardonae, is a nice and modest person. She is super flirty but does want love. She's independent as well as she doesn't waste time on useless things. She's super caring and very knowledgeable.
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