charlonda 

A kind generous loving nurturer a spiritual being a woman of great strength and resilience fruitful in all things a walking magnet to success and prosperity

Charlonda takes excellent care of the children

charlonda by Champ122 April 21, 2019

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

charlena 

A cute nice girl that anyone could love. She talks a lot and gets angry easily she makes friends so easily and will talk to any one if u ever get a charlena keep her in your heart forever. She is also shy. She loves her family no matter what and has a rough and bumpy road sometimes but she remains happy and never gives up without a fight.

Charlena is so nice. Charlena is so funny.

charlena by Cc jones August 7, 2017

charlina 

a very beautiful and gifted soul, who is always pleasant and helping. Never complains about doing work or helping out.

why cant you be more like Charlina.

What was more appealing was her Charlina attitude that caught my eye and took my breath up and away.

"BAZINGA, Charlina!"

charlina by Charlina September 14, 2012

chardonnay mom 

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

Think June Cleaver on booze.

chardonnay mom by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005

Chardonnay 

Chardonnay is a beautiful, strong girl who will always do her best to help others. She will have been through a lot in her life and therefore will tend to push those closest to her away. She’s gorgeous but she doesn’t know it. Her self- esteem is really low probably due to her past. Chardonnays finds it hard to trust people because the people she loved and trusted most have always let her down. If you have a Chardonnay in your life don’t lose her because it’ll be the biggest mistake you ever made.

That Chardonnay girl is amazing

How beautiful is Chardonnay

Chardonnay by Tinkerbell1206 January 18, 2019

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

Well That’s Carbondale by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023