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Charlton 

Charltons are one of the coolest people you'll ever meet as long as you stay on there good side. If you don't they could be the biggest asshole you'll ever meet... He'll stay by your side no matter what the situation is and he is a very good listener
Damn he must be a Charlton
Charlton by Yzy4Prez2020 February 12, 2018

charlton 

Charltons’ are very humorous people, they are always laughing and won’t hesitate to make a joke. Charlton’s are very tough but won’t always open up to people or show their real emotions about them.
“He’s suck a Charlton.”
charlton by EpicAsGuy629 July 12, 2017

charlton 

Love of my life, alas lost.
I think of Charlton nearly each day and wish I'd made a different choice.
charlton by BEAUTY May 16, 2003

Charlton The Crab 

A crab shaped money box with a big grin on his face. Sometimes mistaken for a frog.
Ok, What's the story behind "Charlton The Crab"?
Charlon is a hard working person. If he starts with something he nevers stops untill he gets it. He is very smart en handsome.
Charlon *< S H A R L O N >*
charlon by Bgcdashionj January 3, 2017

Charlton Heston 

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.
Charlton Heston by Fearman April 10, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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