Charlson

Super sexy man who is better than schlarson in more ways than one.

That Charlson Guy Is Super Sexy And Hot

by CallMeCharlson September 7, 2021

Charlson

Guy that's short as fuck and can't wank properly.

Charlson, I can't bsee you anywhere.

by Urlocalmom1717872 November 29, 2021

Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.

Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!

by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

Carlsonomics

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.

Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

by America Explained March 14, 2021

Carlson School of Management

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\

1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.

by lLamaD February 18, 2005

Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

Charlton

Charltons are one of the coolest people you'll ever meet as long as you stay on there good side. If you don't they could be the biggest asshole you'll ever meet... He'll stay by your side no matter what the situation is and he is a very good listener

Damn he must be a Charlton

by Yzy4Prez2020 February 12, 2018