noun.
Also "tsarcasm."
1. Derisive and intentional irony relating to Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.
2. The derisive and intentional irony of Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.

1. Rasputin's drunken and biting czarcasm offended Alexandra, who, unbeknownst to him, had come into the room.

2. Peter's pithy reply to his minister was an accomplishment in czarcasm.

Czarcasm by Andrew Simpson, Esq. July 25, 2008

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charasmatic

Full of life. The perfect concoction of fun, joy, peace and wisdom all in one characteristic. A charasmatic person will make you want to jump up and down, do a cartwheel and sing all at the same time. They always see life in a positive way.

My friend Joe is just soooo charasmatic! I just love being around him!

charasmatic by DanielleJane July 2, 2008

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Chargasm

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.

Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses

Chargasm by daboss647 November 29, 2011

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Charasmarrogant

When one is considered to be very arrogant by others, however the way the person portrays themself also makes them quite likeable and charasmatic, so it is hard for people to be offended by their arrogance.

Man1: Man that John Morrison is so arrogant!
Girl1: Yeah but the way he does it...he's also very charasmatic....
Man2: I suppose you could say he's..CHARASMARROGANT
All: SUPER DUPER DAY!

Charasmarrogant by GuruOfGreatness69 November 28, 2009

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Chargasm

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.

I Chargasmed last night.

Chargasm by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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