an absolutely shit school that contains kids that smoke in toilets and daily scraps that are pathetic but also funny cos we all love beef and like getting involved, btw it contains people from dove so its not a good idea for you to go there, u may be raped my them and are probably all related. the 6 fingers may scare u but u will get used to it, possibly. btw the school mostly contains wankers that think they are really cool but are actually complete knobs with no lives so they spend their time chattin shit and bullying. your welcome my dick heads🤞🏼
by twatontoast January 25, 2017
The only high school that will let you wear any kind of swimsuit at the annual luau but doesn’t let you wear shorts that go above the knee. The current principal and superintendent acts like an angel in front of parents but is a completely different person around students. Any abnormally colored hair will get you expelled but doing drugs will only get you suspended. The Bible, science, and math teachers will always be your favorite because they are the coolest. Staff will always get on your nerves. The AP Euro, World, and Art History teacher assigns an absurd amount of homework that will make you and to kys. Don’t take any of her classes. You should probably just go to another school.
student: “yo Calvary Chapel High School is kinda toxic my guy.”
other student: “yeah i know broski. we should totally go to like Mater Dei or something like that.”
other student: “yeah i know broski. we should totally go to like Mater Dei or something like that.”
by juuls_r_not_cuul June 20, 2019
A decent size high school in north carolina home to all the worst the top 10% have to offer. You can always expect to find inside the school something broken/old (was built when segregation ended in chapel hill) and the smell of weed.
Chapel hill high school sucks dick
by slockyy April 5, 2018
An incredibly competitive public high school that is supposed to be very good but has many problems underneath the façade of high quality education and great test scores. Populated by Nike-covered preps, Chaco-wearing hippie wannabe's, and Ugg-sporting white girls, East is ruled with an iron fist (except when multiple fights break out in the same week and students overdose in school bathrooms). You’re lucky if you find a bathroom not covered in flies breeding off of dirty toilet water, and even luckier if there are still paper towels; meanwhile, the stall graffiti describing the school as a ‘hell hole’ is very accurate. Don't worry, though -- the drugs are plentiful and supposedly high end.
It is looked down on to not take AP classes and SAT scores determine your self-worth. There are some amazing teachers, but also some terrible teachers who should have lost their jobs before they even got hired but unfortunately have survived to ruin students’ enjoyment of subjects as well as their test scores. There are clear social groups separating Honors and AP students from others.
If you enjoy watching teenagers drive luxury cars bought for them by their parents, set up a picnic blanket at the entrance to the parking lot before and after school. Spots are $5 each and the proceeds will go towards replacing broken water fountains and financing the restoration of terrible athletic fields. A new pimped-out golf cart is also needed for the security guard to keep up the school’s image.
It is looked down on to not take AP classes and SAT scores determine your self-worth. There are some amazing teachers, but also some terrible teachers who should have lost their jobs before they even got hired but unfortunately have survived to ruin students’ enjoyment of subjects as well as their test scores. There are clear social groups separating Honors and AP students from others.
If you enjoy watching teenagers drive luxury cars bought for them by their parents, set up a picnic blanket at the entrance to the parking lot before and after school. Spots are $5 each and the proceeds will go towards replacing broken water fountains and financing the restoration of terrible athletic fields. A new pimped-out golf cart is also needed for the security guard to keep up the school’s image.
"You go to East Chapel Hill High School? Can I come over later and smoke a joint while we study BC Calc and then you can drive me home in your brand new BMW? Thanks, bro."
by whatevenisawildcat June 17, 2015
A cool, but unrealistically competitive and smart school where all the guys wear nikes and high socks. Also where people feel dumb if they don't take AP classes, and Republicans are probably more nonexistent than dinosaurs.
In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.
In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.
God, I can't believe those East Chapel Hill High School people. They think a 2300 on the SAT is bad.
by youraveragechipmunk May 11, 2011
by theclassicbookworm September 17, 2021
Where the real ones go if u dont ur big gay for smart people who have an IQ great school it gets you into places like Michigan or princeton you also pretty rich if you go there
Yeah u a real nigga u from fox chapel high school. Or,ayo he from fox chapel high school he's that nigga. fox chapel high a good school for real one who got big smarts and big money
by 05realnigga November 17, 2018