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The Champ is Here 

Usually yelled to draw attention and act cool. Most people do it just to act like total morons though.
Guy 1: *walks into a party* THE CHAMP IS HERE!
Guy 2: What the fuck are you doing you retarted asshole. *punches guy one in the face for acting like a moron*
The Champ is Here by Vin Fata July 13, 2004

Champ the Puss

A drinking game involving two competitors who race to chug a red solo cup filled partially with champagne. Upon completion the competitors shout "Champ the Puss" and then throw the cup at their opponents face.
I was covered in champagne following the latest round of Champ the Puss
Champ the Puss by amoryblaine December 20, 2008

The champ 

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
The champ by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

spank the champ. 

Ain't getting no 'tang, I'm gonna spank the champ.
spank the champ. by penguintaco October 4, 2009

wrestling the champ 

That bitch teased me so bad that I ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue balls
wrestling the champ by Gary L February 18, 2007

The Champ 

Got that SPEED, STRENGTH, and DEXTERITY!
What real champs are, unlike a certain one who has negative skill. The champs are proud people...
The Champ by Hello Mario December 18, 2021
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