Chalipher

(Chah-li-fer)

Someone who peaked in high school.

There goes Chalipher, showing off again.

by smallboobies November 22, 2021

Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

by RicoRy August 20, 2020

chalupera

Chalupera a woman or group of woman who are addicted and spend most of there time playing Chalupa aka Loteria (Mexican Bingo)

My aunt is a hardcore Chalupera. She plays Loteria every day

by Don Juan the 2nd March 20, 2023

Caliper

A math tool that can be used to measure the depth an width of one's asshole or clit

"Hey I let Sierra use by caliper today, it has her name engraved in it too!"

by Black Sensey February 12, 2015

calihersmores

when a guy shits leaves it on his ass than his boy friend nuts all over his butt crushes up some gramcrackers and fuckin eats it.

I just ate up my boyfriends calihersmores

by Drakest & Dominick November 19, 2007