Chalipher
There goes Chalipher, showing off again.
Chalipher by smallboobies November 22, 2021
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Calisphere
Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?
Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.
Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.
Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.
Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.
Calisphere by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010
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butt calipers
A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
Paint your calipers
Paint your calipers by RicoRy August 20, 2020
chalupera
Chalupera a woman or group of woman who are addicted and spend most of there time playing Chalupa aka Loteria (Mexican Bingo)
chalupera by Don Juan the 2nd March 20, 2023
Caliper
Caliper by Black Sensey February 12, 2015
calihersmores
when a guy shits leaves it on his ass than his boy friend nuts all over his butt crushes up some gramcrackers and fuckin eats it.
calihersmores by Drakest & Dominick November 19, 2007
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