Chalipher

(Chah-li-fer)

Someone who peaked in high school.

There goes Chalipher, showing off again.

Chalipher by smallboobies November 22, 2021

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Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

Calisphere by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

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Chalipher • Caliper • chalupera • Cullipher • calihersmores • Calisphere • butt calipers • Paint your calipers

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011