Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.

I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.

Chair Squeak by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Tinsult Squeak Chair 

A chair that a very fat, 800 pound man sits in. This chair is especially made for tinsult.

Bro, you see that 800 pound guy in the tinsult squeak chair?

Tinsult Squeak Chair by RexIsYourDad September 13, 2019

My Chair Squeaked 

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

My Chair Squeaked by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Squeaky chair 

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

Squeaky chair by J-Pimping November 1, 2008