Chair Fart 

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

Chair Fart by Anonish November 3, 2010

Chair Fart 

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

Chair Fart by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

fart chair

When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.

As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.

fart chair by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016

Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.

"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "

Internet Fart Chair by drgrant June 6, 2005

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

Chair Farter by quik406 August 10, 2010

Fart choir 

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

Fart choir by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

Chain Farting 

The Process whereby the smell of one fart lasts until the release of the next fart. This effect can be achieved through a rapid succession of weaker farts or the expulsion of an highly pungent fart.

Michelle's chain farting episode was so atrocious...we went for 3 minutes without a single breath of fresh air.

Chain Farting by Stainberg January 23, 2010