A chaikao is an animal that resembles an ox mixed with a jungle rat and weighs approximately 80 pounds. They are 1 foot high and 2 feet long. They are strong, terrible creatures that will tear off your nee caps and damage your lungs if you come near their babies (Chaikousourisings). They live in city sewers - especially in New York. They are very fast, nocturnal animals. Sometimes if you see a shadow wisp by, it was probably a Chaikao.
"Why u coming at my friends like a chaikao?" "Dare u disturb my slumber?! How I ought to be a chaikao all day now..."
by Chonklebootybook July 20, 2021
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