Start by noting the white-ness of his name. Add in very much sexiness and big booty. He may happen to be the Prince of Some Old European Country. He has the smallest dick possible and moans in his sleep. He is the ladies man and loves to party. For flavor add in a spice of slo mo but only on his arse.
I saw chadsworth on the beach rocking a very white and revealing mankini.
A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.