A Chudd is similar to a trendy tool. Often times you will see a Chudd dressed more flamboyant than his date. Chudds typically wear jeans with large white stitching and extravagant rear pockets. There choice of footwear generally consists of dress shoes with over sized pointed toes. A Chudd must, is a T shirt with the Ed Hardy, Affliction, or TapouT logo. Chudds top off there costume with a hair style known as the fohawk.
The term comes from Cornelius Chudd, the dumbest man to ever become a lawyer. Contrary to the term “chudd”, the man the word is derived from is actually the sweetest most adorable person, and is far more likable than his partner Gaylin Mumphrey.
“This chudd just cut in front of me without using his signal light!”
“In later seasons of the Simpsons, Homer acts like a real chudd.”
“Doctor, I would like to get my son tested. I’m afraid he may be a little... chudd.”
“Dan tried to sound intelligent, but by sounding out each syllable in ‘Massachusetts’ with such precision and care, he really came off as a bit of a chudd.”
Michael, there is some chudd on your face. -OR-
Michael, stop chudding. -OR-
Michael, way to chudd all over yourself -OR-
Michael is a chuddinator. -OR-
Michael, you are such a chudd-muncher.
Greasy ass New YorkItalians who give you shit like they are such slick ass big timers, but really they are just fat insecure slobs who work at an auto repair shop.