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Ceu is a beautiful girl and a great athlete. Very smart and tall. Very sweet, loving, caring and many more. She is an amazing friend if u ever know one her she is the bomb!!!! Will stay up late when everyone else in her house is asleep to help you with school. She is defending one of a kind
Person: I need help with English

*Calls*
Ceu: I have to be quiet my family is sleeping but what’s up
Ceu by Cowbel January 21, 2021
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pronounced {ce'e'you} used as location (Central European University), as a verb meaning see you later, or state of mind being totally intellectually exhausted.
I went to CEU and got totally CEU-ed.
CEU by andray February 9, 2010

maria do ceu 

She is a pornstar
Has very big boobs, and she is hot. She likes mans with very big dick
"Omg there is maria do ceu!"
maria do ceu by Fmsss February 25, 2017

michael ceu 

a really nice person usually short, that can be super fun and funny, He can also be really stupid. but he is overall a really great guy.
oh your dating a michael ceu, good for you girlfriend.
michael ceu by chiken nuggers March 21, 2024
A very cute cunt...usually shaved bald and very well kept
Julie always claimed to have a really nice ceunt, I have to admit , she was right, so I licked it for about 60 minutes!!!
ceunt by TAP17 November 20, 2022

Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot. 

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.
I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!
Ceute is the universal word explaining everything that is interesting to any good user of said word; Ceute can be considered a compliment, or a derogatory term. The meaning of the word ceute is based on who or what is describing, and the tone of the word. On occasion, people have been caught using the word 'ceute' in place of everyday words. The reason for this is unknown, but some believe it is a form of 'secret code' that only a good friend of the speaker would be able to understand, as they would have to guess what the actual word is. The word 'ceute' is often used in a joking manner, although it is occasionally used in serious conversations.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy with the unibrow!"
Girl 2: "OH HE'S CEUTE!"

Boy: 'You are CEUTE!"
Girl: "THANKYOU!"

Best friend 1: "Can you pass the ceute?"
Best friend 2: 'Sure, here."
Best friend 1: "Thank you"
Ceute by Superceutie December 24, 2010
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