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Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018

Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018
My buddy always has my back no matter what because he's Cesar.
Cesar by b_rise June 5, 2019
Cesar, he’s a person you’ll hear about everywhere and you’ll see him everywhere! He’s talented,handsome & charming! He’s very passionate and SO passionate, he’ll go far to do whatever it takes to make his dreams a reality! People give him shit, but don’t realize he’s going to be a star one day! Cesar is Cesar and nobody will change him for that!
Cesar is popular
Cesar by Shaq1188 May 4, 2019

cesar millan 

A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.

person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
cesar millan by inmyvan January 23, 2007

Cesars Criterium 

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check
That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium
Cesars Criterium by zantehood August 18, 2023
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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