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half human, half horse. they pillage village with they monster horse cock. Turn female to male. Rearrange organs. For example my friend Stephen.
neigh neigh centaur roars
black plague step aside; no match
Pilliaged ur Village!
Centuar by Mr Fuchsia January 13, 2005
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Centuar  

Systrom - a goalie we room with that is a bendy and tries to go tongues down as a goalie and can't down a beer to save his life.
The Centuar yells at Nik and Keith because they are hilarious.
Centuar by gongshowcity10 January 14, 2009
A Man with the upper body of a horse, and the lower body of a hosre
Greek Mytholgy
Centuar by Private October 25, 2003
*Pronounced (sent-you-are) A large mobile central set piece used in a stage production. A centüar is often ambiguous in shape, and can be used in various capacities, and moved to different areas of the stage, facilitating simple set changes.
Shane: Hey, how are we going to build a river bank for our upcoming production of "Tuesdays and Sundays"

Dean: We're not actually going to construct a river bank. We're going to use a centüar.

Jake: Yeah, and the centüar will also act as a bridge.
centüar by harridea March 27, 2010

Songwriter of the century 

RM aka Kim Namjoon of BTS is referred to as the Songwriter of the century. He has written over 170 songs in his career, several of which have gained worldwide acclaim. His lyrics have touched the hearts of millions and his songwriting skills are unmatched. No one is on his level.
Kim Namjoon, the songwriter of the century, released his critically acclaimed mixtape mono in 2018. It is a piece of art that has healed and comforted millions of people.

21st Century Humor 

ayo the pizza here! oh, n word! ow, my ears burn! white people be like. then it go brap brap brap. black people be like. duggee. grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love. the kind of deals that make you *plants vs zombies victory theme* *fart noise* *taco bell noise* this n word really think he. "man licking camera* *fnaf hallway ambience sound* hellooooo i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you- you give me fire, i give you rock. good deal. *gemma collins falls over* *nussy noise* *another fart noise*
that was some 21st Century Humor

project for the new american century 

An actual website is available on this neocon think tank's.... well i can only describe it as machiavellian plan explaining how United States hegemony is good for the entire world and how a 'new pearl harbor'(see 9/11) is needed to sell this blatantly Imperial plot cooked up great Americans as diverse as: Lewis Libby,Donald Rumsfeld,Richard Perle,Paul Wolfowitz,Dan Quayle,Jeb Bush.
So, in light of the past 5 years, i half to conclude the current administration may not being completely bang up truthful with us.
However, no amount of evidence will EVER persuade true believers the house of Bush is playing them like a Uklaly,Americans seem to be highly sensitive to ANY criticism, no matter how warranted and well intentioned,usually assuming it to be hate speech and jealousy, so i guess this doesn't really accomplish anything, but if the western media was half as informative and 'liberal' as it is reputed to be, this should've been plastered over every newspaper across the country that isn't 'the weekly standard'or 'Wall st. Journal' BEFORE invading Iraq so the public could make its own minds up regarding the legitamacy of the president's claims of WMDs indstead of being scared shitless into docility.
ladies and gentlemen, i give you
the 'war on terror', just a smokescreen for a bunch of disgusting neocons with too much time & money on their hands so they watch James Bond movies and take notes. give a hand to the PNAC!

'Project for The New American Century is an anctual think tank, has website you can look up-"

"oh your a conspiracy Nut! You hate the right! You want the terrorists to win! Why do you hate America So!?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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