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Celloist 

Someone who discriminates against cellos
M: "Look, here comes Conor! God he's such a celloist!"
C: "Really? Wow he's so stupid, what a clusterfuck!"
Celloist by Radioleg March 27, 2019
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Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) 

N.
A person who uses cell-phone / social media violence and intimidation, especially against people talking next to them |

in the pursuit of friendship & local meeting frames.
ex1) She ıs a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) . She never gıves attentıon to your talk, she ıs always on her phone.

ex2) Don't be a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) and leave that phone for a moment! I am talkıng about endıng my relatıonshıp here and you are not leavıng your eyes and fıngers down from that damn screen.
The best kind of string player, capable of making a large piece of wood vibrate with ease.
That cellist has amazing hands.
cellist by Adrian B. November 9, 2003

cellista 

a female who plays the beautiful stringed instrument called the cello
christina is a hot cellista
cellista by chrishanna May 27, 2006
The cellos are an almost schizophrenic bunch. Since they have a comparable body of solo literature to the violin, they have a soloistic impulse almost from the get go. There can often be the element of the mysogenistic cello jock amongst the males, the inverse of which is almost unheard of in the females. On the other hand, they have a great love for the symphonic repertoire and are often very much into the historically informed peformance practice movement. They always seem to make each other birthday cakes, too. They have severe (and sometimes even legitimate) concerns about personal space for themselves and their instruments, which are often met with knowing looks and winks and smiles by the other string players, who wish that they could also just set their instruments on the floor rather than hold them up for several hours at a time.
That cellist- is she talking to herself? Out loud? In 3rd person?......now she's talking to her cello....
Cellist by Rai-Medo April 24, 2011
A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)
The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg straddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist
cellist by critter getter September 21, 2007
A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)
The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist
cellist by critter getter September 21, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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