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Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.
Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?

Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...

Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.
Cell Hole by Shaners iroc February 18, 2011
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Cellhole 

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.
I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
Cellhole by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006

Cellhole 

A hole worn in the pants pocket (especially in jeans) that forms when always carrying a cell phone in the same pocket.
Guy: Damn, I've got two cellholes forming in my right pocket. Better start carrying my phone in the left one!
Girl: At least your pants HAVE pockets.
Guy: True, true.

Cellholes are very in this season.
Cellhole by swinter May 14, 2015