Cawthorning

The act of sharing a video of you doing something idiotic or asinine, but thinking you came out of it looking good.

Dod you see that video Bob shared of him shooting himself in the junk?

Yeah, he was Cawthorning pretty hard there. Claims he did it to "own the libs", and that he would do it again.

Cawthorning by mithras March 16, 2021

Cawthorning

"Nekked" and dry humping your closest male cousin on video
Leaking sex tapes and claiming you're blackmailed
Trying to board a commercial flight with a gun

Did you hear Buck was Cawthorning at the Holiday Inn?

Cawthorning by LA Writer May 5, 2022

carthorsing

Acting in a heedless or foolhardy fashion, particularly when it comes to romance. From the idiom "putting the cart before the horse."

I know inviting her to move in after the first date is totally carthorsing, but I've never felt this strongly about any girl I've seen naked.

carthorsing by chinesedentist February 4, 2012