5 definitions by chinesedentist
by chinesedentist January 19, 2012
Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.
Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.
Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.
by chinesedentist December 14, 2010
When I saw that she was reorganizing her sock drawer for the second time instead of calling her mother, I knew it was simple procrasturbation.
by chinesedentist January 19, 2012
Acting in a heedless or foolhardy fashion, particularly when it comes to romance. From the idiom "putting the cart before the horse."
I know inviting her to move in after the first date is totally carthorsing, but I've never felt this strongly about any girl I've seen naked.
by chinesedentist January 19, 2012
An opportunity to exploit, mishandle, or spoil, which due to the promise of immediate benefit, is attractive regardless of long-term consequence.
Activision recognized that releasing 25 Guitar Hero products in 2009 could backfire, but they just could not resist the rape-ortunity.
by chinesedentist March 4, 2010