Cautemise

The act of getting analy fucked from a searing hot prong or other blazing hot phallus.

Jack: Hey you all done with my fire poker?
JIll: Nah put it in my butt
Jack: The ol' Cautemise eh?

by TheAnalButler April 21, 2018

Cautimistic

The state of mind of being optimistic that something good is going to happen but mentally cautous so you do not get depressed if does not happen.

Keeley was cautimistic that she would get the new job she had appied just applied for.

by WordsmithWP June 26, 2009

cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

by Motorblade January 24, 2010

Cauterize

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.

Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*

by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009

cauterise

to deaden or render senseless or insensitive;
to burn, sear or freeze by means of a caustic agent

The flesh around the wound was cauterised to minimize pain.

by deadlyD September 5, 2011

Cauterize

To make eye contact with her.

Yup, I kept staring her way till I finally cauterize.

by Im_bonafide June 21, 2011