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Cattle Call 

Used to define the rush of (overweight) people to a meal or (food) of some kind.

The rush can usually be felt and mistaken for (seismic) activity.
Was that an (earthquake)? No that was just a (Cattle Call), the tamale guy is in the kitchen.

getting your cattle call on. 

Calling out to harass an over weight person.

using demeaning or inappropriate terms.
using crude and offensive language
Often performed for and audience or self amusement.
The act is verbal and not a physical behavior.
The conduct constituting harassment is not always sexual in nature.
"Is it still winter or is your fat ass blocking out the sun?"

The opposite of "cat call"
getting your cattle call on.
Oh hell, are you getting you cattle call on again?!?

Calling the cattle 

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.
"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."

A pot calling a cattle black 

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.
Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black

Cattlewalling 

Cattlewalling: The use of the herd mentality, of any group of followers to harass, and subjugate dissenting free speech. As well as promote a contra-ideology utilized to dupe the followers into service.
Look at those antifa clowns, cattlewalling a VFW.

Cattlewallen 

Cattlewallen is when a group of over weight middle aged women go to the bar to get drunk, sing Karaoke, and dance on the weekends..
"Hey Girl let's go down to the bar and go Cattlewallen this weekend"
Cattlewallen by Ben Dejo 248 October 20, 2023