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Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.
Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".
Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

Charlizard9000 

A rare Scottish/Polish half man half fire breathing fishing lizard.

Likes: hentai, fly's undone, (red)balls.
Dislikes: Fish, blue stilton, Ash Ketchup.
Aw hell naw, Charlizard9000 missed and hit the buckfast factory for his fire breathe instead of starting a camp fire at Loch Lomond where Nessie can be found.
Charlizard9000 by Bert_Bert January 26, 2023

Catholizard 

A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.
Dylan: RAPTOR JESUS IS MY LORD!

Margaret: Oh! So you're a Catholizard now?
Catholizard by Jimmy Jong August 3, 2011

Charlizard 

A Charlizard is an epic derp of a creature invented by BOB BOBSON of Derpville
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30/8/2011
PENIS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard derp slow garados!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard by SlowGarados September 14, 2011
Oversized clit attached to a woman with snake or reptile like traits or behavioral similarities such as shape shifting nigga loving race trading waste of space bitches from the bay area radiator hose sucking pipe smoking face picking identity theft mail stealing porch pirate dirty nails dirty thong snotty nose anything goes bitches
Drain your clizard
clizard by Nastynate421 December 17, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026