Catlizard

A person who enjoys lounging in the sun. Loves to lay around at the park with their other catlizard buddies. Are often very trickery

Look at that derval over there. She lounges in the sun like a trickery catlizard.

by Derval June 13, 2008

Calitard

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

Charlizard9000

A rare Scottish/Polish half man half fire breathing fishing lizard.

Likes: hentai, fly's undone, (red)balls.
Dislikes: Fish, blue stilton, Ash Ketchup.

Aw hell naw, Charlizard9000 missed and hit the buckfast factory for his fire breathe instead of starting a camp fire at Loch Lomond where Nessie can be found.

by Bert_Bert January 26, 2023

Catholizard

A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.

Dylan: RAPTOR JESUS IS MY LORD!

Margaret: Oh! So you're a Catholizard now?

by Jimmy Jong August 3, 2011

Charlizard

A Charlizard is an epic derp of a creature invented by BOB BOBSON of Derpville

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30/8/2011
PENIS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard derp slow garados!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SlowGarados September 14, 2011

clizard

Oversized clit attached to a woman with snake or reptile like traits or behavioral similarities such as shape shifting nigga loving race trading waste of space bitches from the bay area radiator hose sucking pipe smoking face picking identity theft mail stealing porch pirate dirty nails dirty thong snotty nose anything goes bitches

Drain your clizard

by Nastynate421 December 17, 2021