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Calitard 

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.
Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".
Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020
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Charlizard9000 

A rare Scottish/Polish half man half fire breathing fishing lizard.

Likes: hentai, fly's undone, (red)balls.
Dislikes: Fish, blue stilton, Ash Ketchup.
Aw hell naw, Charlizard9000 missed and hit the buckfast factory for his fire breathe instead of starting a camp fire at Loch Lomond where Nessie can be found.
Charlizard9000 by Bert_Bert January 26, 2023

Catholizard 

A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.
Dylan: RAPTOR JESUS IS MY LORD!

Margaret: Oh! So you're a Catholizard now?
Catholizard by Jimmy Jong August 3, 2011

Charlizard 

A Charlizard is an epic derp of a creature invented by BOB BOBSON of Derpville
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30/8/2011
PENIS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard derp slow garados!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlizard by SlowGarados September 14, 2011
Oversized clit attached to a woman with snake or reptile like traits or behavioral similarities such as shape shifting nigga loving race trading waste of space bitches from the bay area radiator hose sucking pipe smoking face picking identity theft mail stealing porch pirate dirty nails dirty thong snotty nose anything goes bitches
Drain your clizard
clizard by Nastynate421 December 17, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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