clizard

Oversized clit attached to a woman with snake or reptile like traits or behavioral similarities such as shape shifting nigga loving race trading waste of space bitches from the bay area radiator hose sucking pipe smoking face picking identity theft mail stealing porch pirate dirty nails dirty thong snotty nose anything goes bitches

Drain your clizard

clizard by Nastynate421 December 17, 2021

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

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Related Words

clizard • Chizard • clinard • Clitarded • Clizzard

clinard

1. a complete queer
2. a person who completely sucks at QB
3. small penis

1. Dude, Look at the CLINARD over there!!
Whoa. Looks like a little MJ.

2. This is the worste QB ever, if i could say CLINARD i would.

3. HAHA. Your penis is like CLINARDS.

clinard by NMckown December 1, 2006

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Clizzard

Cunty lizard ( someone who is beyond the point of being a cunt, they are a clizzard)

You're being a clizzard!

Clizzard by Clazzzz June 1, 2015

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Chizard

When a chicken fucks a lizard what do you get? A chizard. There are multiple grammatical usages of the word. A squirrel or similar flighty, twitchy, small animal is a chizard as is any species of reptile. A person can also be classified as a chizard based irrational and ignorant behavior.

Overall, chizarding is exactly what it sounds like. Being a chizard.

"Why is that dude chizarding so hard"
"Damn, what a fucking chizard"

Chizard by Morgan Fatlace May 29, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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