Catflaps

fanny flaps but on a cat =

Fuckface: Wow Look At Those Catflaps On that Cat Going Through the Catflap
Shithead: Whoaaa!! They're Huge!

Catflaps by sp-funkycat January 28, 2009

Catflapped 

To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”

Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped

Catflapped by Dabbo July 12, 2021

Cat Flaps 

an affectionate name for a vagina

I licked her cat flaps all night

Cat Flaps by R. cook November 10, 2004

Cat Flaps 

The under belly of all cats. There are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. They are noticeable while strolling. They usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.

Caroline fed her young cat Seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.

Cat Flaps by planetsleeep January 28, 2010

CATFLAPPED 

A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.

You just got CATFLAPPED

CATFLAPPED by Foxcolt April 21, 2015

catflap 

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

catflap by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011

catflap commando 

A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.

Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando

catflap commando by Davedawg April 15, 2007