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catfish dinner 

Yo dude, are you taking Shanikqua to dinner tonight.

I don't think so, I am just going for a catfish dinner and probably a happy ending.
catfish dinner by Dawg Bawlz October 28, 2013

Catfish Days 

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
Catfish Days by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish Days 

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
Catfish Days by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish Dogfight 

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head
Catfish Dogfight by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

Catfish dick 

Fuck that dude/chic and there msg
Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete

Catfish daddy 

The sound of a man’s sultry voice vibrating in your ear while you fantasize about the delicious fried fish.
Catfish daddy by RageGawdess January 27, 2022