Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex

Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts

Catch-69 by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023

Catch-69

Noun

The hopeless situation teachers find themselves in when having to use the number 69 in front of students, which will incontrovertibly cause hysterical laughter, wildly inappropriate commentary, and utter chaos in the classroom.

So as not to end up in yet another catch-69, the teacher told her students to turn to the page after page 68.

Catch-69 by Julie Oolie December 6, 2023

catch 69 

Describes a situation where a heterosexual person can't truly determine the sexual orientation of a member of the same sex without engaging in an act that would question their own sexuality.

Also applies to any situation where a person who is, in fact, a heterosexual cannot proceed to do something that they want without strongly suggesting otherwise.

Ex. 1:
Guy 1: So what's the deal with Tom? Is he gay or what?

Guy 2: I don't know...Its hard to tell.

Guy 1: I guess one of us could go over there and try to make-out with him, but its a catch 69.

Ex. 2:
Guy 1: Hey, straight guys can wear skinny jeans, right?

Guy 2: Well sure straight guys can wear skinny jeans...its just that those guys tend to engage in sex with other men...

catch 69 by tonyDaDickDealer June 16, 2009

catch 69 

1) Derived from the term "Catch 22," a Catch 69 is when two people engaging in the 69 position (that is, when both have their mouth on the other's genitals) are linked together by a lip or tongue piercing and a genital piercing.

2) This has also been used to reference an eyebrow ring getting caught in pubic hair.

3) Pubic hair caught in one's teeth after engaging in a 69.

1) "Excuse me doctor, but we appear to have another Catch 69 in the waiting room. She's been on her knees for an hour and I like to think people aren't that determined."

2) "Sorry sir, but I can't hire you on account of your eyebrow ring."
"You said piercings were fine!"
"Not when they have public hair in them."

3) "You have something in your teeth."
"Is it salad?"
"Only the thoroughly tossed variety."

catch 69 by hermia.tamerlane April 14, 2010

catch 69 

win win situation

my friend gets to choose between ten thousand dollars in cash or a new bmw, he is in a catch 69. either way its a win win situation.

catch 69 by xxxsketchxxx April 12, 2011